醉酒英语幽默故事

醉酒英语幽默故事

One day, afatherand his littlesonwere going home. At this age, the boy wasinterestedin allkindsof things and was always askingquestions.一天，父亲与小儿子一块儿回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的.年龄，老是有提不完的问题。

Now, he asked, "What's themeaningof theword'Drunk', dad?"他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？”

"Well, my son," his fatherreplied, "look, there arestandingtwopolicemen. If Iregardthe two policemen as four then I am drunk."“唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。”"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"“可是，爸爸，”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！”